I heard you liked a car. Well I hate it. There is a car that is faster than your car, there is a car that handles better than your car, there is a car with nicer interior than your car. Oh, you have a fancy car? You must be a real douchebag. You paid way too much for a fancy badge just to look good at the country club. Oh, your car was manufactured in a unique or exotic way? That costs too much and the Viper, heck the Mustang is better. Oh, you have a classic car? You know why they don’t make them like that anymore right? Because it sucked. Classic cars suck. There are four cylinders that make more horsepower than your big block. Oh, you drive a truck? Wow, you must work hard… At going to the gas station. Compensating for something are we? I wonder how much you tow on the way to Costco? Oh, you drive a sports car? That’s great, my grandpa got one just like it last week. A lot of older people like that car. Oh, you have a Korean car? Here’s the one they copied to make it. Oh, you drive the exact same car as me? My car is a piece of shit and I’m an asshole, I guess it makes sense for you to drive one too. Oh you drive a Mustang? Way to join the flavor of the month, sheep.
It doesn’t matter what you drive, it sucks and by extension of it, you suck too. Have a great day you douchebag.
5 comments:
LOL I hate this so much.
Did someone give you sweet tea instead of Coke again this morning?
LOL good point. Why no hate for the SUV?
Wait, you don't want to drive a soccer mom-mobile like the minivan, so you go out and buy a more eggspensive, less efficient...soccer mom-mobile? You went out and did the eggsact same thing that you were not wanting too?
U mad?
You just mad, you can't have a better, newer Mazda 6. Enjoy driving that ancient chuckwagon.
The Flairwagon is the pinnacle of cars therefore is the best. Flairewagon is better.
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