How about some motivation?

I hate to be the guy that is always so serious on this Blog. I mean, I'd much rather piss into the wind about how Democrats, all of them, and Republicans, every single one that ever lived, were somehow better or somehow worse than each other. What is better than pissing in the wind about this kind of thing? Pontificating is for the brave then huh? Pontificating is the art of pissing downwind. I think I may get it now!




Let's pontificate my friends, and let's try to keep our pants dry. Let's piss about racism. What the hell is racism? If you listened to the news, and only the news, you'd probably believe that it's pretty much the worst thing anybody could be; if you listened to politicians then you'd imagine that it means anybody who is called one has no credibility and deserves to be ignored and forgotten. Likewise, what the hell is a bigot? Apparently, listening to some, it means people who are on the wrong side of history. Well, if that isn't some made up shit I don't know what is. Anyways, who are racists? Well, the Klu Klux Klan probably qualifies and so do the Nazis. However, is that really what a racist is? I'd argue no, a KKK member or a Nazi is undoubtably racist but I submit that what they really are is just a bunch of dumbfucks with just enough intelligence to be dangerous. Make no mistake people, dumbe people are not to be feared, mildly intelligent people are the problem. They understand what racism is, they understand what race they are, they grasp a few basic constitutional principle and BAM! now they are political. But, now that we have that covered we need to get back to what is a racist. The answer is you and I are. I mean, I don't consider myself a racist, you probably don't either.

However, in today's world a racist is whatever somebody else labels you for however they percieve your actions or thought, that's at best; at worst, the term racist is simply applied to somebody you wish to be silent for having dangerous ideas. How about some piss drenched hypotheticals? You go into Starbucks and order your green mocha liberal vagina coffee, the pimple covered kid behind the counter looks through his hipster glasses and asks that you donate money to help kids in Africa. You, being taken aback by the stern nature of a kid you're sure you beat up in kindergarten, when he was in 8th grade I might add, stumble through your pocket to discover that you have no Canadian guineas to give the man. The dude gives you a blank stare, he's stunned. He has finally met what his philosophy 102 teacher has been telling him existed for the last decade, an actual real live country ass mother fucking backwood ass troglodyte who hates black people. Are you a racist? Or are you just, at best, a dude that doesn't have a dollar in their pocket? How about, at worst, a person that just doesn't give a flying fuck because you care more about getting your dick wet on Friday night than AIDS in the Congo. So, I'll ask again, are you a racist or just a normal person?





The hard answer is; you're both. To the guy who is still looking for girlfriend number one and who thinks he will be the new age Immanuel Kant you are the very lowest form of human being, a racist. To yourself, you are a normal guy. Let's wrap our heads around this before we point our dicks back in the wind. They are both right? How? Both answers are correct because both exist at the exact same time. How? The answer is because