Toyota sucks, The Toyobaruion Whatever FT-FR-GT-BRZ-POS-II-86 is an embarrassment and a slap in the face to enthusiasts. Electric and hybrid cars are totally and completely useless and a waste. Mad?
I'm not. Why? Because you're wrong. The Mustang is better. What's that you say? It's got a solid axle? Sorry for your rage. Even a V6 Mustang with the track pack beat an STi around a road course at the hands of Car and Driver, despite the fact that the Mustang's speed was limited to 115 mph. You are wrong. I am wrong. I am wrong about being wrong. We all lose the Game. I have chortles.
There seems to be an obsession with being right. If people aren't right, they have rage. They let their jimmies get so rustled that they can barely type. If my first paragraph caused you to have rage, you lost. If anything someone says on the internet rustles your jimmies, you lost. You need therapy.
Just go to any video on YouTube and scroll to the comments. Every single comment is someone who knows for a fact that they are right and the poster of the video and everyone else watching and commenting is maggot infested horse shit. The pissing matches there are so extreme. Everyone has a fire hose for genitalia, and they want to whip it out for everyone to see how awesome they are. Ever seen a primate get angry? You don't have to go to the zoo to see that. Just log on to ANY forum online and offer a dissenting opinion. Then sit back and watch the screeching and chest pounding ensue.
I don't always troll, but when I do, I'm usually just offering up a different opinion laced with idiotic humor. Problem? Also, eggs.
7 comments:
That first paragraph brought many lols. Sciyotabaru trolling never gets old.
There needs to be a paragraph written on the awesomeness of the Prius and why it is better than the Mustang. This blog is getting dangerously close to bias. Time to blow the lid off this pop stand and get serious. Seriously, Sirius like Sirius Black!
westys
Do work Westys! Accept my invite and write away!
Westy the Prius could never be better. It shares tires with the FRS/BRZ. Is that a mere coincidence? No! It's because they're the 2 suckiest cars ever made, so Toyota thought they should have something in common. You're mad that the Mustang is better. It can't be a bias when it's fact.
The entire article is wrong.
That is why the Prius is better. Article explaining the reasoning is coming. Stay tuned.
I'll make sure I have popcorn ready.
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