Bitches be mad!

It's just the truth! Bitches are always mad; they are like liberals. So, I've been dating this girl for a few weeks now. She isn't my usual type since she is classy, successful, and generally doesn't look like a stripper. What can I say, I love trashy women? We all know why! Anyways, we had plans this weekend which she wanted to change. Some shit came up with one of her friends and so she wanted to hang out on Friday night. Well, I'm busy all day Friday and don't plan to be in town. For anybody interested I'm going to meet with some folks about a new exciting and horrible paying job. I tell this woman that and I get chewed out because I'm not flexible enough, which is of course total bullshit. It took everything I had to not tell her, "bitch we've been dating for just a few weeks, your tits are awesome but I'm not sure I want to deal with this". I didn't say it by the way but goddamn if I didn't think it. So now we've established that she is mad, has nice tits, and Roti is annoyed. Moving on! So after the thorough ass chewing, after which I felt like I needed to check my o-ring, I called her back and offered a peace offering. I told her that I'd drive home tomorrow night and take her out to dinner and after that we'll go to the beach for a few days or to Biloxi. I'm a nice guy what can I say? Well that was a giant mistake. She tore into me again about how now I ain't considerate because her friend is having issues. It probably didn't help to settle the situation down when I asked her, "what did his boyfriend break up with him?" Oh no! I then got, "you're an ass hole sometimes, he isn't gay." I know she couldn't have said that with a straight face. The dude in question is about as tough as a ham sandwich soaked in dog piss. He has more hair products than a Beverly Hills stylist and drives a Bug, sorry Westys. Continung on, the situation soon deteriorated further. Very calmly I laughed and said, "so what's his issues this time" to which she replied "he's having some kind of trouble with himself, he's upset about his life in general", so then Roti says, "is it masculinity issues again", to which tits retorts, "I have no idea" then Roti laid down the wood saying "it probably is, I mean it's hard to think of yourself as very masculine with a dick in your mouth." The sound of a phone hanging up filled the car! The morale of the story is twofold, I'm a real ass hole and I'm probably looking for a new pair of tits to play with. Anybody want to go to Biloxi? On a side note, fuck the police.